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Right off the cuff: This movie sucks. Hate me if you must, but hear me out first.
It’s telling that the most mishandled horror franchise – of all time – kicked off with a sloppy affair that parallels …
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Title: Ad Astra
Release: September 20, 2019
Director: James Gray
Writer(s): James Gray, Ethan Gross
Starring: Brad Pitt, Tommy Lee Jones, Ruth Negga, Donald Sutherland
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
The 2010s should be known as the decade of …
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Wow! What a year 2012 was for cinema-goers. With incredible blockbusters covering almost the entire spectrum of genres, it’s tough to narrow down which movie is truly the best. All of the movies on the below list are now over …
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Title: Die Hard
Release: July 1988
Director: John McTiernan
Writer(s): Roderick Thorp (novel), Jeb Stuart, Steven E. de Souza (screenplay)
Starring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
Welcome to the …
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Title: How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Release: 1966
Director: Chuck Jones
Writer(s): Dr. Seuss (story)
Starring: Boris Karloff, June Foray, Dal McKennon, Thurl Ravenscroft
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
Having had the pleasure of growing up in a strong …
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Title: Frosty the Snowman
Release: 1969
Starring: Jimmy Durante, Billy De Wolfe, Jackie Vernon, Paul Frees, June Foray
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
50 years later and Frosty is still skiing television airwaves, filling your ears with music, but …
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Title: The Polar Express
Release: 2004
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Writer(s): Chris Van Allsburg (book), Robert Zemeckis, William Broyles Jr. (screenplay)
Starring: Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Peter Scolari, Nona Gaye, Leslie Zemeckis, Eddie Deezen
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Title: Frosty Returns
Release: December 1992
Starring: Jonathan Winters, Jan Hooks, Elisabeth Moss, Brian Doyle-Murray, John Goodman
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
In December of 1992, Lorne Michaels thought it was time for Frosty the Snowman to make a …
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Title: Jingle All the Way
Release: 1996
Director: Brian Levant
Writer(s): Randy Kornfield
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
What a better way to kick off the Christmas season than with Jingle …
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I AM JACK’S SPOILER FREE REVIEW (and if that is important to you, then you probably have no clue what that means). And being spoiler-free doesn’t mean you’ll have any clue what I’m talking about.
20 years ago today (October …
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