23+ Years Later, Stephen King’s Storm of the Century Still Packs a Punch. SPOILER-FREE

Title: Storm of the Century

Release: February, 1999

Director: Craig R. Baxley

Writer(s): Stephen King

Starring: Colm Feore, Tim Daly, Debrah Farentino, Peter MacNeill

*Author’s note: This article does not contain any spoilers! SPOILER-FREE REVIEW!

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Remembering The Offspring’s 1998 Album: Americana

The Offspring’s 1998 offering saw the band continue a trend towards massive stardom. 1994’s Smash saw the band finally get on the map (as far as national popularity goes), and 1997’s Ixnay on the Hombre brought them yet another step …

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M. Night Makes Theater-Going Fun Again with New Flick (NO SPOILERS!)

Title: Old

Release: July 23, 2021

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Writer(s): M. Night Shyamalan

Starring: Gael Garcia Bernal, Vicky Krieps, Rufus Sewell

NO SPOILERS! This is a 100% safe read.

So there I stood. Front of the line. Credit card …

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Thanks 2020…How The World of Cinema Will Change in 2021

It’s time to add a 13th animal to the Chinese Zodiac… Because 2020 was clearly the year of the Turd. This was evidenced by lost jobs, a higher rate of depression, and many violent protests. But hey, if it’s okay …

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Why HellRaiser (1987) Is a Terrible Halloween Classic, Please Burn in a Fire.

SPOILERS AHEAD

Right off the cuff: This movie sucks. Hate me if you must, but hear me out first.

It’s telling that the most mishandled horror franchise – of all time – kicked off with a sloppy affair that parallels …

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Crawl Wants to be Jaws… But Isn’t

Title: Crawl

Release: July, 2019

Director: Alexandre Aja

Writer(s): Shawn Rasmussen, Michael Rasmussen

Starring: Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper

This summer, stay out of Florida.

As if a destructive hurricane isn’t enough, now we got gators. Great. Nothing screams Florida stereotypes …

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Mystery and Exploration Still Rule in The Abyss. 31 Years Later

Title: The Abyss

Release: August, 1989

Director: James Cameron

Writer(s): James Cameron

Starring: Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Biehn

After two massive blockbuster hits with The Terminator and Aliens, James Cameron was one of Hollywood’s hottest directors. His next …

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“Dolemite Is My Name” Features a Resurgent Eddie Murphy

Title: Dolemite is My Name

Release: October 25, 2019

Director: Craig Brewer

Writer(s): Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski

Starring: Eddie Murphy, Keegan-Michael Key, Tituss Burgess, Mike Epps, Craig Robinson

There once was a time when Eddie Murphy reigned supreme. From sketch …

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The Wrong Missy Surprisingly Does Not Suck (Spoiler-Free Review)

Title: The Wrong Missy

Release: May 13, 2020

Director: Tyler Spindel

Writer(s): Chris Pappas, Kevin Barnett

Starring: David Spade, Lauren Lapkus, Nick Swardson

*THIS IS A SPOILER-FREE REVIEW. It does not divulge in plot or story information, but it may

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After 35 Years, Goonies STILL Never Say Die! – MODERN REWIND


Goonies never say die!

And neither do Goonies fans! The Goonies is one of the most enduring movies from the 1980s, and I get it. It’s a damn fun movie, transcending the “cult classic” moniker with timeless quotes, memorable scenes, …

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