Title: Storm of the Century
Release: February, 1999
Director: Craig R. Baxley
Writer(s): Stephen King
Starring: Colm Feore, Tim Daly, Debrah Farentino, Peter MacNeill
*Author’s note: This article does not contain any spoilers! SPOILER-FREE REVIEW!
Storm of the Century is …
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The Offspring’s 1998 offering saw the band continue a trend towards massive stardom. 1994’s Smash saw the band finally get on the map (as far as national popularity goes), and 1997’s Ixnay on the Hombre brought them yet another step …
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Title: Old
Release: July 23, 2021
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Writer(s): M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Gael Garcia Bernal, Vicky Krieps, Rufus Sewell
NO SPOILERS! This is a 100% safe read.
So there I stood. Front of the line. Credit card …
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It’s time to add a 13th animal to the Chinese Zodiac… Because 2020 was clearly the year of the Turd. This was evidenced by lost jobs, a higher rate of depression, and many violent protests. But hey, if it’s okay …
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SPOILERS AHEAD
Right off the cuff: This movie sucks. Hate me if you must, but hear me out first.
It’s telling that the most mishandled horror franchise – of all time – kicked off with a sloppy affair that parallels …
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Title: Crawl
Release: July, 2019
Director: Alexandre Aja
Writer(s): Shawn Rasmussen, Michael Rasmussen
Starring: Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper
This summer, stay out of Florida.
As if a destructive hurricane isn’t enough, now we got gators. Great. Nothing screams Florida stereotypes …
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Title: The Abyss
Release: August, 1989
Director: James Cameron
Writer(s): James Cameron
Starring: Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Biehn
After two massive blockbuster hits with The Terminator and Aliens, James Cameron was one of Hollywood’s hottest directors. His next …
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Title: Dolemite is My Name
Release: October 25, 2019
Director: Craig Brewer
Writer(s): Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Keegan-Michael Key, Tituss Burgess, Mike Epps, Craig Robinson
There once was a time when Eddie Murphy reigned supreme. From sketch …
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Title: The Wrong Missy
Release: May 13, 2020
Director: Tyler Spindel
Writer(s): Chris Pappas, Kevin Barnett
Starring: David Spade, Lauren Lapkus, Nick Swardson
*THIS IS A SPOILER-FREE REVIEW. It does not divulge in plot or story information, but it may …
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Goonies never say die!
And neither do Goonies fans! The Goonies is one of the most enduring movies from the 1980s, and I get it. It’s a damn fun movie, transcending the “cult classic” moniker with timeless quotes, memorable scenes, …
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