Reviews of films of all genres!
Title: Frosty Returns
Release: December 1992
Starring: Jonathan Winters, Jan Hooks, Elisabeth Moss, Brian Doyle-Murray, John Goodman
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
In December of 1992, Lorne Michaels thought it was time for Frosty the Snowman to make a …
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Title: Babes in Toyland
Release: December 14th, 1961
Director: Jack Donahue
Writer(s): Lowell S. Hawley, Ward Kimball, Joe Ripaldi
Starring: Ray Bolger, Tommy Sands, Annette Funicello, Ed Wynn
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
It’s time to start the show, …
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Title: Jingle All the Way
Release: 1996
Director: Brian Levant
Writer(s): Randy Kornfield
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
What a better way to kick off the Christmas season than with Jingle …
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Title: The Pagemaster
Release: November 23, 1994
Director: Joe Johnston (live action), Maurice Hunt (art animation)
Writer(s): David Kirschner, David Casci, Ernie Contreras
Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
KEVIN! Oh …
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Title: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Release: November 10th, 1999 (North America)
Director: Kunihiko Yuyama
Writer: Takeshi Shudo
Starring: Veronica Taylor, Ikue Otani, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rodger Parsons
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
First off, let …
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Let me put this out into the ether for a second, we are fans of horror movies and the genre as a whole. This piece iss just a quick look at the evolution of the genre and popular films during …
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*Spoilers for the 2009 Scandanavian horror-comedy Dead Snow. Honestly, if you haven’t seen it already you’ve had 10 years you fools!*
Alright, since fellow Modern Neon staffer David has been so busy and having plenty of fun reviewing …
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I AM JACK’S SPOILER FREE REVIEW (and if that is important to you, then you probably have no clue what that means). And being spoiler-free doesn’t mean you’ll have any clue what I’m talking about.
20 years ago today (October …
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Move out of the way David! I’m taking on this week’s episode. Mwhahaha.
First off, I just want to mention that I am at least a few seasons behind South Park‘s current run (5 seasons is …
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WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD
Is South Park even South Park anymore? I remember last season when Parker and Stone were leading the charge with their own “Cancel South Park” hashtag movement. And in “Mexican Joker” (S23Eo1) Randy spews “Fuck South Park!” …
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