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Right off the cuff: This movie sucks. Hate me if you must, but hear me out first.
It’s telling that the most mishandled horror franchise – of all time – kicked off with a sloppy affair that parallels …
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Title: Crawl
Release: July, 2019
Director: Alexandre Aja
Writer(s): Shawn Rasmussen, Michael Rasmussen
Starring: Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper
This summer, stay out of Florida.
As if a destructive hurricane isn’t enough, now we got gators. Great. Nothing screams Florida stereotypes …
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Goonies never say die!
And neither do Goonies fans! The Goonies is one of the most enduring movies from the 1980s, and I get it. It’s a damn fun movie, transcending the “cult classic” moniker with timeless quotes, memorable scenes, …
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Title: Ad Astra
Release: September 20, 2019
Director: James Gray
Writer(s): James Gray, Ethan Gross
Starring: Brad Pitt, Tommy Lee Jones, Ruth Negga, Donald Sutherland
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
The 2010s should be known as the decade of …
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Wow! What a year 2012 was for cinema-goers. With incredible blockbusters covering almost the entire spectrum of genres, it’s tough to narrow down which movie is truly the best. All of the movies on the below list are now over …
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Title: Die Hard
Release: July 1988
Director: John McTiernan
Writer(s): Roderick Thorp (novel), Jeb Stuart, Steven E. de Souza (screenplay)
Starring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
Welcome to the …
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Title: How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Release: 1966
Director: Chuck Jones
Writer(s): Dr. Seuss (story)
Starring: Boris Karloff, June Foray, Dal McKennon, Thurl Ravenscroft
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
Having had the pleasure of growing up in a strong …
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Title: Christmas Vacation
Director: Jeremiah Chechik
Writer(s): John Hughes
Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid, Juliette Lewis, Johnny Galecki
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
It’s that time
Christmas time is here
Everybody knows there’s not a …
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Title: Frosty the Snowman
Release: 1969
Starring: Jimmy Durante, Billy De Wolfe, Jackie Vernon, Paul Frees, June Foray
*Warning, this review may contain spoilers.
50 years later and Frosty is still skiing television airwaves, filling your ears with music, but …
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Title: The Polar Express
Release: 2004
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Writer(s): Chris Van Allsburg (book), Robert Zemeckis, William Broyles Jr. (screenplay)
Starring: Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Peter Scolari, Nona Gaye, Leslie Zemeckis, Eddie Deezen
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